I Have Sperm Looking Critters With Black Or Skin Color.

I have sperm looking critters with black or skin color. They make feeler hair to join other hair. Especially when i mess with them and also secrete a clear paper thin flexible coating hard ass hell to scratch off and burying hair that disappears and grows very long. If my fingers are around when it happens they get a coating ruining my finger tips.the whatever also hosts on nails with underground hairs connecting plus my feet. My palms even gets multiple layers of this and can make small alien lobsters or shrimp.i can scrape off layer by layer.the worst is any joints.seems to burrow to it.my arms and legs chest have suffered. Pretend to die and leave fake freckles that i cut out and careful of the seeds then finally gone. I have seen these move in carpet at a blink of my eye or not move and play possum. I now coughed or blow my nose with little ones coming out. Now have constipation 3-4 days with very gross bowel movement with very slippery clear plastic like bubbles and the critters.my va thinks im delusional. I gave a stool sample today. First time ever i had cramps and loose stools with very many small things in the water. Can i kill the internal stuff and what devolves the clear film other than scraping.