To Whom It May Concern: I Am Deeply Conflicted; The

To whom it may concern:
I am deeply conflicted; the mere thought of the matter is tearing my very being apart. I am haunted by my brooding, animalistic love for my uncle/stepfather. He is the embodiment of my darkest sexual desires which lay in the depths of my soul. What is the name of this curse that is plaguing my mind? Please respond, I fear I may not have much time. There is something rotten in the state of Denmark.
tl;dr I want to have sex with my uncle/stepfather.