Wagwan Skivvy Laddehs I've Got A Problem W My Helmet

wagwan skivvy laddehs I've got a problem w my helmet ,it's cheesy laddeh ,I realised it was like this when I was twatting my downy brother in the leg and I could smell cheese ,it's s problem laddeh coz whenever I see meh helmet it's yellow n my skivvy laddeh dad won't let me in his brand new Worley waggon coz I'll get smeggy laddeh on the seats
Sincerely -Worley laddeh