Question : Good Morning,
I am hoping you can help with some crazy blood tests that I have been having for the last 2 years.  I will give you a break out of abnormal results and if you can think of anything that can cause all of these please let me know.  I am kind of an enigma now and no one can seem to figure it out.
calcium - 10.3 but has been as a high as 10.8.  it is never el evated on back to back tests and drops down to 9.7 which is normal.  I was tested for a 
parathyroid tumor  even had xrays of the lungs to. check for 
sarcoidosis.  everything come a back normal.  since my 
albumin is on the high end my doctor thinks my calcium will be high especially if I am dehydrated since the more albumin you have the higher the calcium concentration.
CO2 Bicarbonate - Slightly elevated at 30.  No one has a cause since all other electrolytes are normal.  anion gap is also normal as well.  doctor thinks thid is from 
dehydration and volume depletion as it corrects itself.
Total Bilirubin - 2.3 but fluctuates from high normal to barely elevated.  direct bili is .3 and the indirect is high.  doctor said gilberts syndrome.
Alt - elevated at 47.  all other 
liver enzymes ast, alp are normal.  liver function albumin is normal if not borderline high depending on lab.  2 liver ultrasounds normal.  I do take 
humira for crohn's and I guess it could be from this medication but since it is has been relatively stable my doctor does not want to stop the medication as the benefits outweigh the risks.  I have been on this medication for 8 years and the the elevated alt started 2 years ago. 
thank you for your help.