one day i went outside to play with the handle of a pickaxe with a missing end to spin it for relaxation. i keep dropping it so i descided to fidn a quicker way to pick it up. i did the exact thing that scoccer players do is put the ball between their feet, jump and bend to pick it up, unfortunately i did the same thing with the staff, i put it between my feet, i jumped, the staff tilted towards me, and i landed on the end of the staff and IMPAILED ME in the groin!. most pain i felt in years, but it was only instant pain that lasted for 1 minute then i was fine. but un aware of the side effects, at first. the problem was that my erection wont reach the maximum size and it also takes forever to get one!